Pastoid

    public static function pastoid($paste)
    {
        $url = null;
        $post = http_build_query(array(
            'paste[1][content]' => $paste,
            'paste[1][type]' => 'code',
            'paste[1][language]' => 'php',
            'pastetitle' => substr($paste, 0, 20)
            ));
        $context = stream_context_create(array(
        'http' => array (
            'method' => 'POST',
            'header'=> "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n"
                . "Content-Length: " . strlen($post) . "\r\n",
            'content' => $post
            )
        ));
 
        if ($page = fopen('http://pastoid.com/', 'r', false, $context)) {
            stream_set_timeout($page, 3.5);
            $data = stream_get_meta_data($page);
            foreach ($data['wrapper_data'] as $header) {
                if (preg_match('#^Location:\s*(.*)$#i', $header, $match)) {
                    $url = $match[1];
                    break;
                }
            }
            fclose($page);
        }
        return $url;
    }